In order to keep myself from being fangoriously devoured by gelatinous monsters, I have created this blog in self defense.(siting reference:Strongbad's Childrens Book).
What that all means is that my sister and one of her friends were on me like Ferris Beuller was on Cameron to come pick him up in the car, and the only way to get them to stop was to make them think they were getting their way. I cleverly accomplished that end letting them have their way.
It was a surprise move really, sort of like punting on second down. The one most surprised of course was me.
On to another random thought... McAfee (my virus scanner) should be renamed to The Outer Limits. There was a TV show by that name that started by announcing that they had taken control of your TV set. McAfee has done that to my computer at the moment so that I type twenty characters, notice that nothing has appeared, start to say "what the heck..." and then the misspellings and grammatical construction errors appear as if by magic.
I can then pound the backspace key relentlessly to no apparent effect until McAfee releases control and I find that I hit the backspace so much that I have deleted all of my blog and part of someone else's. This is all being done for my own good, like so much else in life. Eight bloody CPU's in this wretched computer and McAfee has to have them all? Can't the keyboard have one of the things?
Uh, time to go take my meds I think.
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